Did you know that Paul Pogba and Bruno Fernandes are on the pitch? Or is it that Sky's commentators don't know who the other twenty players are?
Gee, who would have thought sitting back since the 55th minute with our creaky midfield could lead to problems in the last ten minutes?
Mark Schwarzer: "Paul Pogba did really well to win the penalty, Eric Dier shouldn't have gone in but Pogba did really well." When did "doing well" become a euphemism for "dive"? The only positive is that it's not the most farcical penalty given against us in the month of June...
"Professional footballers had three months to work on their game in lockdown but have still not learnt how to take a corner which goes past the first man." ...I thought we sold him in January?