1-0 HT. I'd rip your arm off for that at full-time, to be honest. Not the best watch, to put it mildly. Lamela's run around like a lunatic, as he does, while everyone else has looked very, very flat. We've limited them to few chances, but created virtually nothing ourselves, either. Poor.
Only worthy comment I have is that Levy needs to wear a mask properly, and look less like Alf Garnet.
United look fitter and sharper but we've been much more organised and tactically astute. 1-0 to Jose. Underrated finish from Bergwijn though, De Gea was expecting it to go the other way.
To the surprise of nobody, Roy Keant isn't giving a microbe of credit to Bergwijn for the finish and blaming De Gea for everything Because of course, Spurs can't be leading at half time against Man Utd for anything they did, can they?
Wondering how long it'll be before GLC replaces him An obvious sub, but it's obvious for a reason - namely it's Gio Lo Celso, FFS
2nd half drinks break. We've been awful, so far. Needs to make a couple of changes now, but they're hard choices.
I see the Narrative is growing... Michael Reid: How many fouls do Spurs get to make without receiving a booking? I'm guessing they weren't complaining when that was Bacon Face's go-to tactic
Lo Celso for Lamela makes sense as it's a like-for-like sub Gedson for Bergwijn, on the other hand...oh no, we're using THAT BASTARD ****ING DIAMOND again, aren't we?