...... Would you please welcome to the pulpit, the one and only...Reverend Squat Today sermon will be, about nothing and plenty of it!
We are gathered here today ..................... to announce the Gold Barnies Awards Night is coming soon. Reverend Squat will be hosting this seasons awards, along with a hosts of forum stars. Stay tuned, people.
I really can't wait for next Sunday - Rev Squat was on top form yesterday. Some of his wise cracks were hilarious, the one about the vicar and the nun had me in stitches