Don't like the player, but that's when he's not playing for us, we will have next to fook all to spend when we go up, so I sort of want this, at least we might win a header now and again, and the opposition goal keeper might have to work for his money at corners.
A few years ago there was an idea to insert a picture of bates inside the urinals. I liked the idea of having an opportunity to piss all over his likeness!
There's a Dutch company that makes urinals with a fly printed on it. Used to make a point of going for a pee in Schiphol Airport.
my golf club used to have flags to aim at. I was no better at hitting them than the ones on the course
Urinals years ago in this country had a bee on them because someone said men needed something to aim at. Now the Latin name for a bee is Apis. So hence the saying I'm going for a.........