I know Tim's goddaughter. Not gonna say I fuked her cos I'm not insecure like fosse but she did suck me off once.
I did shag a few senseless tbf ... I guess you were used to hearing "wiggle it around so we can both feel it" ? ... such is life bruv #PlayToStereotypeForThickos
Fosse always makes the convo about his made up cock victims. He doesn't repeat himslef cos he's trying to be annoying or anything he's just old and getting forgetful.
Chips with cottage pie? Uncouth. Get a few rounds of buttered bread and make cottage pie butties (dip them in gravy and brown sauce). That's couth.
My missus is Welsh mate .. I came, I saw and showed her what she was missing with those dwarfy bowlegged sheepshaggers ... it happens ... not all men are born equal ... indeed, many on here were born odd
If he wasn't such a prude he could still get some in dam. Might even get a discount if he brings his freedom pass
I get a consensual shag every night mate ... and no weed needed to make me look less of a geek either