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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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    Due to Covid 19, we are asking protesters to work from home and destroy their own property......
     
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    Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses & a mask at the same time???

    You may be entitled to condensation......
     
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    I just told my new girlfriend that I suffer from premature ejaculation...

    Fair play to her though she took it on the chin.
     
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    Every time I use hand sanitizer I worry about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed.
     
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    Eric Morecambe Statue to be removed, as it reminds people of a period of history when you were allowed to Laugh.....

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    Where's short fat hairy legs!
    They were a great comedy act.
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