Off Topic Inexplicable crushes

A two word response is almost fail safe. Well done. Missed the main point - as did we all.

 

Always had a thing for Claudia Cardinale. I’d like to give Nigella Lawson one minutes start in a very secluded forest but I would do time...

 

**** me, I'm skim reading and not really paying enough attention.


I've just read that as Nigel not Nigella.

The image of your avatar and Margaret Thatcher's Chancellor of the Exchequer up to gawd knows what in a secluded forest is going to be quite tricky to erase from my mind.

 

Lol..


Decent cook ( read it properly ) as well.

 

So did I. I think it was a typo, he meant Nigel.

 

Trouble is I read it as Nigella straight away, and agree with Tentotwo, something about her.

Infact I'd let Priti Patel run alongside her. I got funny looks when I made a comment about her the other day.

 

Inexplicable considering what happens less than a minute later!!!

 

Inexplicable that not one of them fancied me, even in my dreams

 

That bathroom suite is an awful colour.

 

Is that all you noticed? Are you a professional interior designer?

 

I've taken another look. It really is awful.

 

David Tennant.

And sticking with the Dr Who theme, Karen Gillian.
Wouldn’t mind being stuck in the TARDIS with both of them.

 

I’m confused - I thought you were married.
(not that it’s any of my business !!)

 

Is that the new Political Correct phrase?

 

then...

 

I think she needs to tighten her belt.

 

never heard of her, but I like her music!!

 

I am married? My wife and I are both bi sexual.

 

yeah, that's not inexplicable. she's 1000% sex on legs. i bought far too many of their cds and she never once stopped the night to say thank you.

 

Apart from a few cartoon characters and Corrie gum merchants ther've not really been any Inexplicable, though I've had to do that Google search image thing on my phone to work out who some are...