I should point out that she knows she is and obviously we/she will not be parting with any money. In short she plays this Words With Friends game. Someone has started a game with her and has sent her the typical ‘tell me about yourself’ message. She ignores them all but thought it would be fun to string this one along for a bit. Her opponent is very intelligent. He is 48 years old, a widower and is a neurosurgeon working for the American military in Gaza City and has a 15 year old son. Sounds quite a catch doesn’t he? So, when the inevitable happens and he starts asking for money what can we tell him?
tell him you have a cash flow problem at the moment due to the fact the workers at your gold mines are on reduced hours because of coronavirus - but if he would like to keep in touch...... You could have him on for months
She should tell him that her husband is a neurosurgeon working for the American military in Gaza City and they have a 15 year old son.
I was stringing a Indian "Windows technical support" agent along for ages on the phone, before launching into a technical conversation where it was clear I knew he was a scammer. He was furious and asked "but how do you know about technical matters? You are a woman!"
I done that once kept going oh aye sounds good etc while watching tv then when got to point they wanted card details I laughed said **** off and hung up. I then got a call straight back from the indian lass who said "You shut up and put the phone down" then hung up Wasted good 20 mins +
I have had a couple of the phone scammers on one I had on for 30 mins and when I told him I knew it was a scam he was calling me all the names under the sun very rude as well. His main complaint was why did I not tell him at the start as he had wasted 30mins and a long phone call!!!! Another one I kept going for a while acting the dummy - in the end I got sick and when he asked me to click on the link to download the trojan I said that's odd I have never seen that error message before - "what is it, what is it" he said. So i read it out to him one syllable at a time "F*-ck off I- Know- it-s a sc-am" - to be fair he was p**sing himself laughing - think he said very good or something
Love stringing them along. I had one where he said "I am from your internet provider and we have an issue" Took me into the event log on my PC and said "Right, if you pay this we'll clear it" I deleted the messages and said "Oh, they've gone" to which he said "Well we need to do..." (about 35 minutesin at this point) and then I said "You do realise I build PCs for a living and am a senior IT support for one of the biggest companies in the world (HP at the time)" then he called me a c*** so I returned the favour!! HGe then hund up!!! Had another one where he said "We've found some errors on your computer" - I started screaming in a panicked voice said "Oh no... HOW WILL I FIX THIS" he tried to calm me down and I got more and more hysterical saying my husband is going to kill me (I'm male and straight) - he said "No we can sort it out" I said "Great, can you hide all the Indian porn I've been watching too? Or tell me some decent sites" - he then hung up!! LOVE winding them up!!
I recently had a call from an 'I understand you had an accident that wasn't your fault, operation. I said that was correct and I could sense the lass getting excited. She asked me the details and I said it wasn't a car but a light aircraft. I could hear her typing it into her system. She asked if I had a date, make, drivers name etc ... ... I said it was 1903 and the driver was Wilbur Wright and his brother was a passenger. She cut me off which I thought was quite rude, Mrs Smug thought it was hilarious.
I do that type of thing regularly But the wife gives me a hard time so I’ve had to tone down and stop patronising on the phone as she puts it
Tell him you’ve got £20.5 million in the back sky rocket that you acquired from a “purchase” but there’s a few people asking questions about it at the minute
