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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jun 10, 2020.

  1. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Ah that’s a shame. Why 3 computers? (I’ve not read the rest of the thread yet lol)
     
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  2. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Could you not just get employed at 2 other schools given the enormous amount of holiday you have and get 1 from each of them?

    :)
     
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  3. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    I like the idea of working 3 jobs not for extra money but for the extra potential of free Microsoft Office. It's genius really.
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion Forum Moderator

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    Thanks

    :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  5. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Didn't you say your wife earns twice as much as you? You certainly don't need the money - that really is like me working in 3 schools!
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Wait for it to drop in price. It happens 2-3 time a year.
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Anything Microsoft is an over priced piece of junk.

    Their Windows is a clunky mess and a pain in the ass, microsoft office costs literally hundreds occasionally and anything hardware they manufacture (Xbox and all associated tech) is utter garbage.

    The fact they have such a global monopoly is staggering.
     
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  8. harrywinspear

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    Got my lifetime key on eBay - £2.99 - no problems so far upload_2020-6-12_12-37-27.png
     
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  9. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    ****in hate Microsoft with a passion.
    Here's an example of their ****ness.
    I have dual monitors. I pulled the hdmi cable out of one of them to test my son's pc.
    Plugged it back in when finished and Windows 10 refuses to recognise I have two monitors.
    ****in Microsoft piece of ****. All it has to do is work ffs.
     
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    :police::police::police:
     
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  11. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Her gross pay is almost two and a half times mine but her take home is about 80 percent more than me. Either way, quids in. I'm amazingly frugal though. Not saying that as a good or bad thing, I just actually enjoy cutting costs etc more than buying things.
     
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    How’s the job hunting going? Any more licences yet?
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Exactly, but somehow it doesn't.

    Have issues with this every single time Windows updates. Fails to recognise my graphics drivers, ****s with my screen resolution and won't let me change it back, adds garbage programs nae **** on this planet would ever ****in' want.

    It's literally the most garbage piece of **** ever, when I had Windows Vista jesus. Broke after ever 2nd update, wouldn't load the PC had to get it fixed 3 times maybe? But now, in 2020, you can't turn windows updates off.
     
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  14. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    I'm OK, the licence I get for free from my school is installed on three computers here without issue. @Darren Peacock's Ponytail sucks to be you mate.
     
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  15. JokeInEre

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    Just torrent it and burn it onto a disk or bootable usb.
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Do they give you a code? Can the school see your files?
     
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  17. haslam

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    When i log into my school emails on an off-site computer there's a symbol i can click on the top left of the toolbar which looks like this when i click it:

    upload_2020-6-13_21-7-25.png

    If I click on the "Office 365" bit at the top it allows me to install Office 365 on the computer I'm on at that time. I'm allowed to do it on I think 4 computers. No idea if the school can see my files, I'm certain no-one looks though - who has got time for that?
     
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  18. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Ah! We have nothing like that.

    Also wouldn't trust anyone having access to certain documents I have.

    I'm going to keep an eye out for the Argos deal
     
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  19. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Let me adopt you - I have 3 spare licenses on my family account.
     
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