WhatsApp innit. A thread. By Sucky. This is Bob. Bob has recently started smoking weed aged 34. Bob called me today on Videosapp. This is my story. Bob calls to show me he's bought a bong. (it's a proper Bush Market one but I refrain from popping his bubble) Bob loads up and takes a hit, before this he asks "how do I do it?" so I tell him to fill with water and get a bud ready. Bob feels that **** instantly! Feeling euphoric, Bob goes for another hit! I try and tell him to hold off a few mins at least, let that one sink in 1st and see how he goes with it, I know telling Bob this will only encourage him to do the opposite. My plan works a treat.... Bob takes it like a man, holds it in for as long as he can and releases resulting ina few life threatening coughs but after those he feels great.. 3 mins after that he feels even greater. As do his arms which start moving randomly as his breath becomes short. At this point he's not hearing anything I'm saying and starts mumble singing so I hang up on his buzzin arse. The End. Tune in soon for more.. Whatsapp innit! with Sucky.
not sure I should be encouraging you! Anyway, charge yer fooking battery, otherwise you'll miss the next episode of Bob your Gay friend.
Bet you take sneaky pics on a lads weekend and send them to all the wives/girlfriends. Poor form 0/10
