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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    see, just the thought of them is enough to make people sick
     
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  2. San Tejón

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    Hoping that there won’t be a spike in coronavirus, so that I can get back out to Spain, at some point this year.
    One of the reasons is below, although it would be too much for me and Mrs B, it is certainly something I and one of my sons could have a go at.
    The bar had only just opened, when we were last out there, so we haven’t used it, other than for a very, very nice breakfast.

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  3. Saintmagic

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    Pretty sure they have Irish bars here, and ones that have similar eating challenges
     
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  4. StJabbo1

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    Mrs Jab and me would share that and have 2 or 3 portions each from it.
     
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  5. saintrichie123

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    How do you measure a red hot chili pepper? You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
     
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  6. saintrichie123

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    199 days to Christmas.
     
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  7. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    How’s Santa going to cope with the New Normal, that’s what we should all be asking.
     
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  8. saintrichie123

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    As long as he abides social distancing in his grotto and washes his hands singing happy birthday all should be fine.
     
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  9. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace Forum Moderator

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    Can’t I even sit on his lap?
     
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  10. saintrichie123

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    Wear PPE and you should be ok........what you going to ask for?.......new PM <laugh>
     
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  11. saintrichie123

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    Just got a job as senior director at Old McDonald's Farm.

    I'm the CIEIO.
     
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  12. saintrichie123

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  13. San Tejón

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    One for the fishermen on here.

     
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    Side salad! - Ha
     
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  15. saintrichie123

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    Do street cleaners have to have training? Or do they pick it up as they go!
     
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  16. San Tejón

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    Two 90 year old men, Mike and Ted, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Ted is dying, Mike visits him every day:

    One day Mike says. "Ted, we both loved football all our lives, and we played Sunday football together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."

    Ted looks up at Mike from his death bed." Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you."

    Shortly after that, Ted passes on.

    At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him."

    "Mike - Mike."

    "Who is it?" Asks Mike, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

    "Mike, it's me, Ted."

    "You're not Ted. Ted just died."

    "I'm telling you, it's me, Ted." Insists the voice."

    "Ted! Where are you?"

    "In heaven." Replies Ted.
    "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

    "Tell me the good news first." Says Mike.

    "The good news is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."

    "That's fantastic." Says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?"

    "You're playing on Tuesday."
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

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    Watching Women's Golf on TV Yesterday .

    Same old story .

    Crap at Driving , Great with an Iron .
     
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  18. greensaint

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    Ok, prompted really by the resumption of the Match Thread <diva>

    Does anyone know if beefy is likely to return, I know he (sensibly maybe) opted out as the madness overwhelmed us, but I miss him.

    I miss not agreeing with him, then being proved wrong.

    I think we lost a few during the C19 stuff and would just like them to return, to talk about footy.
     
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  19. tomw24

    tomw24 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I doubt it to be honest.
     
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  20. Saints_Alive

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    Beefy, Billy, HR are just a few i'm sure they'll post again when the footy gets more interesting.
     
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