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Where are the Newcastle girl fans ?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by holystone, Sep 27, 2011.

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  1. Jesus Was A Geordie

    Jesus Was A Geordie Well-Known Member

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    Hi Mrs Skalpel... <party>
     
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    Jesus Was A Geordie, Sep 27, 2011
  2. steviemac14

    steviemac14 Active Member

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    I think its probably because of all the sexist jokes like this.

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    To be honest I thought this thread would descend into that but credit to you all, thankfully it hasn't...................oh wait.
     
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    steviemac14, Sep 27, 2011
  3. aginairrr

    aginairrr Active Member

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    I am resisting the temptation to hand out sexist remarks.
     
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    aginairrr, Sep 27, 2011
  4. Smudger

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    And we do that exact thing with tash <laugh>
     
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    Smudger, Sep 27, 2011
  5. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

    Nothing, you already told her twice.

    What do you call a woman with one black eye?

    A quick learner.

    <whistle>
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Sep 27, 2011
  6. skalpel

    skalpel Active Member

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    She shouted "hi" back from the kitchen.
     
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    skalpel, Sep 27, 2011

  7. MrsFeenee

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    I'm on here and I'm a woman :) I read this forum every day.

    I usually avoid posting on threads that plunge into jokes like the ones above though, so I don't post very often :emoticon-0111-blush

    As far as I'm aware there's just me and LTF.
     
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    MrsFeenee, Sep 27, 2011
  8. beardface

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    I do believe the correct internet response to this is

    "TITS OR GTFO"
     
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    beardface, Sep 27, 2011
  9. TheLittleGeordie

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    <laugh>
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Sep 27, 2011
  10. MrsFeenee

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    <whistle> my point proven!
     
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  11. overseasTOON

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    Who was it who left their computer logged in and his missus left a message on his account along the lines of:

    "I'm a lazy bastard and I spend too much time on this stupid forum when I should be spending time with my better half."
     
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    overseasTOON, Sep 27, 2011
  12. beardface

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    It was someone who hadnt even posted that much I think. <laugh>
     
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    beardface, Sep 27, 2011
  13. TheLittleGeordie

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    I think it was Toondes wasn't it <laugh>
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Sep 27, 2011
  14. skalpel

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    <laugh> NOODZ OR BAN is an acceptable alternative.
     
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    skalpel, Sep 27, 2011
  15. aginairrr

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    Is that the second option then?
     
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    aginairrr, Sep 27, 2011
  16. Geordie Gashead

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    How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to suck my cock.
     
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    Geordie Gashead, Sep 27, 2011
  17. Agent Bruce

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    Thought that was you oT.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 27, 2011
  18. why aye jims eye

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    Where's the de-motivational with the sandwiches? pure genius
     
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    why aye jims eye, Sep 27, 2011
  19. Agent Bruce

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    And this kind of comment is sure to encourage female readers to take part in the forum isn't it.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Sep 27, 2011
  20. The mighty DeBOOSHy

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    ... now, back on topic, why was it we don't have women on this forum, I still can't work it out? <whistle>
     
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    The mighty DeBOOSHy, Sep 27, 2011
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