The Drunk Thread

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Nah, two is usually my limit. I've always liked a drink. I'm absolutely certain it will be the death of me. But hey, I'm fifty now, I've probably got another 20 at most.
I took my right eye out last November with a piece of wire. **** it, I think I'm gonna drink myself to death. Not a bad way to go.

^^July last year.
 
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Yeah, ok. I will!

You're bigging up your imaginary tough guy mate by telling us he knows the 'three hardest men in Dorset', you stupid old prick.

Read your own words, clown.
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Okay, you silly fcuker, come down here and pick a fight with Daz.

Perhaps you are a hard man, and not a keyboard warrior who likes to play at being hard. Perhaps you'll give Daz a spanking, although I seriously doubt it.

Either way, I can absolutely promise you that you won't come out with rubbish like you've just written, after the experience, whichever way it goes.

Perhaps you'll think better of it after you've sobered up.
Have a word with yourself you insufferable ****ing knobhead.

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Brilliant. I wonder if HIAG remembered all this when we met, I certainly hadn't?

Still find it very odd he 'defriended' me. Although I did receive some meme or other via Messenger last weekend!
 
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I don't remember half the things I do or say on here most the time. It's just a laugh that sometimes gets out of hand, but that then makes it all the funnier for others.

I hope HiaG is ok though - although we often take the piss, I genuinely don't know his personal circumstances, I don't know if he lives with someone or is alone, nor is it any of my business, but he had been acting kind of strange recently, even for HiaG.
 
I don't remember half the things I do or say on here most the time. It's just a laugh that sometimes gets out of hand, but that then makes it all the funnier for others.

I hope HiaG is ok though - although we often take the piss, I genuinely don't know his personal circumstances, I don't know if he lives with someone or is alone, nor is it any of my business, but he had been acting kind of strange recently, even for HiaG.
I'll PM you my file.
 
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......and then @Chief literally snapped him resting an iPad on his gut in a bar......and they later met up for a pint <laugh>

... and then Hiag deleted him off Facebook when he flounced from here.


Circle of life.

Brilliant. I wonder if HIAG remembered all this when we met, I certainly hadn't?

Still find it very odd he 'defriended' me. Although I did receive some meme or other via Messenger last weekend!

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It's my first full weekend off for nearly 3 months....Plus birthday tomorrow..So i may have a shandy or two...