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Three of my puns .. missed

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  1. -jordan-

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    a man was caught hanging around in a circus. he was arrested for loitering within a tent.
     
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  2. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member
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    oooh i see...i think lol
     
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    Hornette_TID, Sep 27, 2011
  3. Hornette_TID

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    uh oh..i'll stay schtum then!
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

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    A man's been arrested for making love to a wasp. He said he was feeling a little hornet.

    I'm outta here...
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 27, 2011
  5. -jordan-

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    van gough walks into a bar, the bartender asks him if he wants a drink
    "no thanks", replied van gough.."ive got one ear"
     
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  6. Hornette_TID

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    <laugh>
     
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    Hornette_TID, Sep 27, 2011
  7. Hornette_TID

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    is it bad that i find a lot of these funny?
     
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    Hornette_TID, Sep 27, 2011
  8. Hash.

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    a man walks into a bar with a monkey .... i cant remember the rest

    yer all ****s <ok>
     
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  9. Hornette_TID

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    Two drunks come out of a bar and they see a dog licking his balls.

    One turns to the other and says "i wish i could do that"

    The other replies "i think you should try to pet him first"!

    (the old ones are the best ;) )
     
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  10. Admiral Pure

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    The only one to make me laugh so far <doh><laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Sep 27, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    That's because the monkey was a CIA agent and it wiped your memory. Don't try and work out what happened, madness lies down that road.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 27, 2011
  13. The Dandy Highwayman

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    when I lick my eyebrows.

    Women faint at the sight of it.

    Don't know why.
     
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    The Dandy Highwayman, Sep 27, 2011
  14. The Raging Oxter

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    That's because you have a big ***** face <ok>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Sep 27, 2011
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    A policeman came to my door the other day.
    He showed me a picture "is this your wife"
    "yes" i replied.
    "I'm afraid it looks like she's been run over by a bus" he explained.
    " yeah i know, but she's got a great personality, and is good with the kids" :)
     
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    welwyn doud, Sep 27, 2011
  16. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 27, 2011
  17. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Interrupting doctor
    Interupti
    You have cancer
     
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