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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    No, he was already one before I met him!

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    I'd love to get to Bangor

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    Walt Disney!
     
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    It's the ghost of Richard Whiteley.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I got the Bangor one and tittered slightly. I almost gave you virtual rep <ok>
     
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  5. Dave the Rave

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    FFS <doh>

    <laugh>
     
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  6. Admiral Pure

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    What makes you think we missed them? <whistle>
     
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    Man A: My wife is away to the Carribean for her holidays!

    Man B: Jamaica ?

    Man A: No, she wanted to go!

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    Man A knocks door, Man B answers

    Man A: Is your wife in?

    Man B: She's at Arbroath!

    Man A: Ok, I'll wait till she finished!

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    Man A: The wife is away to the artic circle!

    Man B: Alaska?

    Man A: No need, I'm telling the truth!

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  8. Admiral Pure

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    FFS Pud - quit whilst you're only marginally behind...
     
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  9. -jordan-

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    didnt get the arbroath one
     
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  10. Null

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    <ok> ...

    Noel Gallagher walked into a chip shop and asked for a bag of chips

    "You want a Roll wi' that"

    "Don't you ****ing start"

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    Walked into the Butchers and he was leaning against the radiator. I pointed at counter:

    "Is that yer Ayrshire Bacon?"

    "No, Am just warming ma troosers!"
     
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  11. Null

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    at her broth (soup)...
     
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  12. -jordan-

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    <ok> gotcha..not bad..not bad at all
     
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  13. Null

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    Went into B&Q and and guy dressed in Orange asked if I wanted Decking...so I kicked him in the baws!


    Two ariels got married...ceremony was crap but the reception was great!
     
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  14. The Raging Oxter

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Took my dog to the vets for a check up...

    Vet picked it up and then said "I'm sorry, I'll have to put it down"

    "Why, is it serious?"

    "No, it's too heavy"
     
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  16. Null

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    What did the policeman say to his stomach?

    You are under a vest!
     
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  17. -jordan-

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    <laugh>

    these aren't puns anymore pud they're just regular jokes
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** sake, Pud. Not even one of them jokes deserves a ba-dom-tsh.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 27, 2011
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    I went out on my canoe yesterday but it was too cold ...

    So today I went out with a few three bar fires in it and it sank!

    Well, you can't have your kayak and heat it!
     
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  20. -jordan-

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    my fav so far <ok>
     
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