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Chariots Of The Gods

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    A bit like the Moon landing? ER you're ****ed <ok>
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Correct sonny.

    Another theory.

    Pure conjecture.

    Now go away and die.
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Haven't you got another dozen ****ty threads to think of? Yesterday was a right laugh...
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Is it not time for your STD blow job sonny?
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    No it isn't. You still into your homo-erotic fantasies ER? I'm sure there's another tedious old gay out there that would put out for you, give it a google <ok>
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Yes dear.
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That's all you've got?

    Poor you ER...
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Yes dear.
     
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  9. Toby

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    Go back to bed and cry in your piss-stained sheets about your miserable life.

    Come back tomorrow, you'll feel better <ok>
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Pardon?
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    Here we go again, Easter banging on about another lot of mumbo-jumbo.

    So we are here because of a race of gods who travel the universe and bestow knowledge and the occasional pyramid on us worthless human beings? The CIA blew up the twin towers on 9/11? Ghosts are real too?
    The USA really does have a secret alien weapons facility in Nevada but, and here is the kicker, it is called Area 52 because Area 51 was just a cover up! Lucky heather, Loch Ness Monster, the Yeti, Leprechauns etc. All real eh?

    How little imagination do you really have? I would advise travelling a bit, meeting other people, maybe picking up a book every now and again, limit your internet usage to no more than an hour a day and try your best to get a life.

    Next you will be saying women have a G-spot.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    **** off ya boring little ****.

    If you have nothing sensible to say shut the **** up fannyfart <ok>
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The G-Spot. It's under her pubic bone. If she's on her back, insert fingers, palm upwards, as far as possible and then close them as if making a fist. It's right there. Big knot of nerve endings.

    You're welcome. Tell your missus and/or girlfriend she's welcome too. <ok>
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Whilst Von Daniken made a lot of stuff up I do believe that Aliens visited Earth and influenced our ancestors, perhaps they even mated with them.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Just a theory Dev. Like relativity and God and the big bangers and smash that's all.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Maybe the CIA covered it all up. Them and the Jews of course.
     
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  17. RAVENBLACK

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    You know it would not surprise me one jot Dev.

    "The cowardly hands of hidden forces................" or whatever the **** it was that the RST spokesman said.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    EX ****ING ZACTLY ER <ok>
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    Yes Dear :kiss:
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    Judging by the look on my wife's face when she is eating cake or chocolate I reckon her G-spot is at the back of her throat.
     
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