Drink Drive Limit

What does *rme* mean?

 

Little tip for all drunk drivers. If you put your hand over one eye, it stops you seeing double. Bit tricky when it comes time to change gear though.

 

rme = roll my eyes

 

Oh right.

I was only kidding anyways. Wimmin are really good drivers. *trying-to-keep-straight-face*

 

Im sure its against the law to drink drive so surely how can having any alchohol in your body not be breaking the law?

 

I get away with 10 because I run from the scene

 

If you can still find your car, you're fit to drive.

 

i think between the 11pm and midnight should be called the drink drive hour so everyone pissed can get home, if you are found to be sober behind the wheel in this hour then you shoud be fined for putting your life at risk.

 

I know people who literally cant walk on booze but get in the car and can drive fine its amazing!

I dont drink so im okay, but I dont agree with having any alchohol and driving

 

thats genius

 

especially when they're driving instructors!

 

You're a driving instructor? Ever wear skimpy outfits at work. You could drive the young spotty male teenagers to distraction

On second thoughts, they would probably crash your car.

 

Gambol thinking with his cock again

 

My cock is the brains of the outfit. It's amazing what you can achieve business-wise and socially if you even think there's a chance of getting yer hole out of it.

Let your cock do the thinking.

 

My cock has a mind of it's own and gets me into trouble.

 

ACtually - Your cock doesn't mind ya slag

 

lol only in the summer ...bless those young spotty male teenagers...they're so cute when they pant lol

 

The poor wee sods. It's no easy driving when you have a hardon, you know.