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    BREAKING:

    Winalot are on the verge of going bust...

    They've called in the retrievers!
     
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    Just had two Police Officers at my door!
    They said; “Are you familiar with the letters HB?”
    I replied, “No, I’m not.”
    “How about LS?”
    “No.”
    “What about JD?”
    I asked, “Hang on a minute, am I a suspect or something?”
    The police officers said, “No, these are just initial enquires.”
     
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    Won’t be unemployed for long. As soon as the Saudis come to town all the gangs of thieves will start finding themselves short-handed.
     
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    I'm so poor my mate lets me eat from his herb garden.....

    I'm living on borrowed thyme
     
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    I used to love tractors, but not anymore

    I'm an ex tractor fan.......
     
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    Ha, that’s Consett. Near to Chippy’s place.
     
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    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
     
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    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
     
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    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
     
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    I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
     
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    What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? Aye matey.
     
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    Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.
     
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    Did you hear about the italian chef that died? He pasta way.
     
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