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Prince Bone Saw’s Toon thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by cini65, Apr 1, 2020.

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How long until they’re calling Staveley a useless old slag?

Poll closed Oct 16, 2021.
  1. 4 months

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  2. 12 months

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  3. 18 months

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  4. Protests outside her house after 2 windows

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  1. Toonitus

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    @PJS - BACK AND BOSSING IT @Tobes

    not even taking the piss on this one gents, but is Ross Barkley any good or is he hype? I've not seen much of him for whatever reason and there's a big story saying the toon are signing him and Jon stones
     
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    Stones is ****e !
    Barkley on his day is very good
     
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  5. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    He has no **** tattoos.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    of all the silly links this one seems possible.
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Why would either of them leave Chelsea and City respectively to join you lot?
     
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  8. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Looking to overpay for players deemed not good enough at current clubs or offer inflated wages.
    What did I warn them about first thing?


    Now they maybe understand why I took the piss.
     
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    dunno I might have been had ... it was advised it was a big story in the independent .... don't think either get games though
     
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    tbf players like salah were deemed not good enough at other clubs

    just saying
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    To play with Lingard.
     
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    STFU Tel.
     
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  13. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    I can imagine the call from Stones agent

    John, we have had an offer from Newcastle for you, so you just need to pack up and play under Rafa and leave playing under best manager in the world.

    what do you say?

    John, John.......?


    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>:angry:
     
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    I'd rather stick with Labelles tbh, but Barkley I wanted your thoughts on as a player given you will have seen him play week in week out in his Everton days
     
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    Barkley has always been lazy off the ball, bags of talent but has never worked hard enough at his game.

    He’s also as thick as mince and likes a pint a bit too much, he’ll fit right in.
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Ross, it’s frank here

    yeah, had a call from some mush at Newcastle and they want to offer you £200k a week.

    ......nah, it’s in England mate, honest, they are like QPR.


    ..........What, you would rather continue your development under the guidance of me, one of the best box to box midfielders England have ever produced.

    I understand, I will tell them to **** off.
     
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    thank you for clearing that one up lads
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    as if Newcastle could attract stones from City.

    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    he's not playing and his stocks fallen mind.

    this is a new Newcastle

    the next PSG basically
     
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    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    <laugh><laugh>:azn:<laugh><laugh><laugh>






    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>



    You know he is injured/has been injured lots this season.

    Newcastle sign stones



    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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