What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

@Suckmyklopp this is what happens when you make your own yorkies. They explode. Not turn out like a dish. You clearly bought aunt Bessie.

 

Whats the blob of stuff, top left?

 

ok here goes marks out of 10;

Roast spuds, great job, they look crispy scores 8, always room for improvement

Aunt Bessies, exploded but look perfectly fine, 8 see above

Carrots, hmmm, ok, but i prefer mine boiled, and they look a bit dry, 6 and im being generous

Cauli, if that's got cheese on it, 0 if it hasn't got cheese on it, still 0, it looks mush

Gravy, too much, 4

Thing top left, that looks like a chicken who's carcus has been put through a grinder, minus all the above points

Total score: Nil....break it to princess gently.

 

No one cares about your critique. Until you post your own.

That dinner looks good. My only minus points are something green. More cheese in the cauliflower and much much thicker gravy.

 

The Yorkshire's were from scratch.
I got a leg and wing chucked in so not going to look good.
Boiled carrots are rank.

 

You care more than you like to let on about my critique

 

It's a good effort for first attempt mate

 

It was pretty good tbf, I'm just not a big fan of the Sunday lunch.

 

You like boiled carrots. You’re opinion is null and void.

 

I like boiled carrots, but only if they're done right

 

it's not my fault you keeping burning stuff

@Suckmyklopp

 

I give my dog better meals than that

 

Let’s face it you don’t. You merely pretend.

That steak was 16oz of pure justice.

 

I showed my dog a picture of that steak and it puked.

 

Don’t lie; you’ve palmed off the pineapple Jaffa cakes.

 

I don't really have a dog mate. Defo wouldn't give him/her them jaffa's either.

 

By placing them in a bin?

 

Can confirm pulled chicken is ****.

 

Only when made by you mate

 

Mushrooms on a steak you fuking tramp.