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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    That's pretty funny actually.
     
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  2. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I have friends and family there ... I thought all he did was go house to house .. it appears he's been like infecting people deliberately
     
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  3. Looney Leftie

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    My new interpretation is you can, just in case you get symptoms and need their support.
     
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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I'm allowed out for excersize anyway it's fine
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Probably need to get symptoms first, so I don’t have a wasted journey.
     
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  6. BobbyD

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    because you're a pleb mate
     
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  7. Toonitus

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    exactly if you don't have the disease theres very little point in going out covertly murdering a few northerners
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Yes, provided you’ve got Coronavirus symptoms and child care issues.
     
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  9. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    if anybody is hungry I've left a bag of chips outside... just incase you can't find an open shop for 500 miles
     
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  10. brb

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    More vinegar next time please. And I wouldn’t mind a pickled gherkin if it’s not too much trouble <ok>
     
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  12. Toonitus

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    you might have to do a few tours around Barnard castle with your sick wife to get that
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I hope Cummings didn’t use a Council car park with one of those machines that you have to enter your reg number in, when he went to Barnard Castle.

    Just saying........
     
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  14. Star of David Bardsley

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    Doubt he’d have paid.
     
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  15. Toonitus

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    the place will have been chocker with every other arsehole within a 20 mile radius
     
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  17. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Someone's getting sacked.
     
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  18. brb

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    Brendan O'Neill and Rachel Shabi head to head on SKY <laugh>
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Public feeling ffs. The public is 68m people, I’d be surprised if more than 20,000 have bothered to make any noise about him moving his kid to another house.
     
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  20. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Maybe in your head.
     
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