Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

I was planning on doing some park drinking, looks like it's going to rain soon

I'll just have to drink here then go chuck the rubbish outside Grove's house later

 

Oh yeah, forgot about that. Good job the whole things a hoax or I’d be toast.

 

I marinated some steak for a BBQ it looks grey out there so Uber eats KFC instead

 

Dunno mate. Coughed this morning.


Probably hay fever




Hope it’s hay fever

 

Man up and do a barbecue in the rain Duncs. Your British ffs, it’s what we do.

 

Can you take your filters home this time please?

 

BBQ means BBQ

 

I got beans instead of gravy .

1 Star review on the way for that prick

 

Thoughts and prayers
R U OK?

 

The gravy is ****e anyway so he's done you a favour there by all accounts.

 

Ruined my day

 

Stay Strong

 

£1.59p for a pissy little pot of barely warm beans when I have 85 cans of Heinz in my Corona prepping basement.

 

I've seen that in America they offer mash as a side, I'd much rather have that tbh than ****ing beans or coleslaw.

 

What, mash and fries?

 

Don't necessarily need to have both but could if you wanted. KFC fries aren't that great anyway, could do without them.

 

*smurf tampons

 

Review and say it ruined yer kids birthday ...

That’s what folk usually do !

 

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