Off Topic The Burly Arms

Waking and baking after paying bare fuking bills, I'm about £800 lighter now might go back to bed too fuk this ****

 

Nice.

Tidy work that fella.

 

My pink house.

 

To be honest I did have my suspicions about you...

 

I’m comfortable enough with my homosexuality Masculinity to rock the pink bru.

 

Musta been some blow job

 

Been working since lockdown ... nice to take breaks out in the garden in the sunshine ...

 

You know how it goes bro. Bit of outdoors nosh, if you’ll paint the house pink for me

 

Just back from the beach. ****ing glorious down there today.

But getting busy now. Not sure what part of ‘load up the car with your windbreakers, cool box, kids, granny and dog and drive 100 miles to the beach’ was in Boris’ announcement ?

 

That was in his prerecorded message. He said you were allowed to travel as far as you want for unlimited exercise so long as you don't bump into your parents on the way. TBH I think the main purpose was to keep all his abandoned children away.

 

Ha mine can't cook so it's "nosh then nosh bich"

Doesn't work often tbh

 

Sunset sesh nice and mellow.

beer n spliff o clock next

 

SunZ out

 

He wants you to grab his tummy. Then when you do all 4 paws grab your hand and wanna play.

Needy bastard... but got style.

 

That bit happened off camera

Biting my hand whilst trying to rip my arm off with his hind legs

till he gets bollocked that is

 

Cat getting baked ?

 

I'm not that hungry bro

 

Saving him for Eid ?

 

I don't know how you managed no food and drink with the heat over the last few days.

 

Spurly used to have 6 cats mate. There's only 1 in the picture ....