I didn't go off the rails, i got bored of my cowboy based usernames, so i picked my favourite modern slayer song title.
How come I never get to take part in scientific tests like that? Gimme free drink and drugs and see if I can pin the tail on the donkey. There must be scientific value in that surely.
Yes but i get tubes and night buses and Boris banned drinking on public transport...... You still can though
Well, yeah there's another menace on the roads but I have seen some younger drivers who are worse than OAPs when they are sober.
Oddly, that was the very same night Captain Fantastic changed his name to Jack Bauer after revealing that his friends call him Chandler.