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  1. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    of being Ernest Hemingway
     
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    awarded the Nobel prize
     
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    Which John Westwood couldn't...(no bell, geddit?)
     
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    <laugh> His bell, end of... See what I did there !!)

    be without due to
     
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    him delousing his wig
     
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    made of the finest
     
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    rat's tails glued with
     
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    spittle from Donald Trump's
     
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    oversized gob which spouts
     
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    utter bile everywhere he
     
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    stands or sits as
     
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    he dribbles like Pele
     
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    past a defender but
     
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    failed to score any
     
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    birds at the pub
     
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    which served some of
     
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    the tastiest birds there
     
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    on a tripwire waiting
     
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    for the circus opening
     
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    on the village green
     
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