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Prince Bone Saw’s Toon thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by cini65, Apr 1, 2020.

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How long until they’re calling Staveley a useless old slag?

Poll closed Oct 16, 2021.
  1. 4 months

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  2. 12 months

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  3. 18 months

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  4. Protests outside her house after 2 windows

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  1. Rex Kramer

    Rex Kramer Well-Known Member

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    I swiped left on you
     
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  2. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Honestly, I have no idea what that means. I’m a product of early 90’s girl chasing. When you went out at 7 and were in the local or on the bus into town without need to arrange, always someone out.

    Met women by talking to them face to face. If I became single then I would meet people the old fashioned way. My mate at work has been divorced 3 years now and keeps using these apps/dating sites and has not got anywhere.
     
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  3. Rex Kramer

    Rex Kramer Well-Known Member

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    the world's changed
     
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  4. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    BA8260D4-5F3C-4431-B055-BB7DDC371DB9.jpeg

    Why hasn’t he added Newcastle into that list. Doesn’t he know the plan, gonna be the QPR of the NE are Newcastle.
     
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  5. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Probably for the same reason he hasn't added Spurs or Arsenal. There is a top tier then them below, he is not going to mention all of you is he <doh>
     
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  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Captain uses gaffer tape and a cosh.
     
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  7. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    not really. If you are a ****/ugly **** then you will struggle whatever method. Simple tip, don’t be a ****.
     
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  8. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Or rapey.
     
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  9. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    I asked a girl once if she wanted to take part in my rape fantasy, no she said in horror.


    That’s the spirt I said !






    Stolen from Jimmy Car.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Once went out, came back said' you're getting it'''

    She was asleep, so gave it to her anyway...







    Stolen, from Rapey, Captain chaos....
     
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  11. Rex Kramer

    Rex Kramer Well-Known Member

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    you'd be surprised
     
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  12. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    so being an ugly ****, you still get some


    <laugh>
     
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  13. Rex Kramer

    Rex Kramer Well-Known Member

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    no there's some fit birds on there ...
     
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  14. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    so just the ugly ones for you then <laugh>
     
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  15. Rex Kramer

    Rex Kramer Well-Known Member

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    no chance
     
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  16. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    come on, you should be able to at least get the ugly ones <laugh>
     
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  17. Rex Kramer

    Rex Kramer Well-Known Member

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  18. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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  19. Rex Kramer

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    So you will be happy with MA yes ?
     
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  20. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    I doubt we'll cry as much as you big girl's blouses, you'd think you were Coventry or Bury the way you go on.
     
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