In 1996, there were events noted and captured by the military of extra-terrestrial activity in a place called Varginha in Brazil. According to media reports, the creature was first sighted by three girls ranging from 14 to 22 years old.
From the planet Labia which, iirc, is in the Fallopian galaxy. On a clear night it can be seen twinkling just above Uranus.
To be fair the Varghina has always been a mystery, as has the rest of the female form. Wasn't it Shakespeare who once penned "Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate is made"?
