I was in McDonald's and this stunning young girl took my order. "I can make it large for you for an extra 70 cents," she said sweetly. "I'm afraid you already have," I replied, "but how about a **** for a 2 euros?" and I'm now banned from the old people's home. Apparently, the old girls with parkinsons are not there to give free ****s. ps. Warning: Women do not see the funny side if you cook them scrambled eggs in an attempt to cheer them up after they've had an abortion.
