Photo of the week #23

Many moons ago, used to have a cat, if a mouse was around it would go totally mental, until it caught it.

 

I've seen them close up where I work, above the suspended ceiling. Moved one square overhead and a dead one dropped down and landed next to me.

 

I think I'm right though, like foxes down ere compared to country foxes.

 

Where ever you find one mouse, you'll find another 20 near-by!

 

Foxes are alright, if humans leave them alone.

 

I like that attitude tbh. Cat knows it's job. Will not rest until mouse dead.

 

And they can squeeze through a gap the size of a tuppence. Ridiculous creatures.

 

Normally they just want to rip the head off, either that or it was a psycho cat

 

One got stuck in a plastic pipe where I used to work, was screaming and struggling for about 20 mins and one of the lads tried to use a litter picker to help it out, it made some hellish noise and went even mor crazy and literally pulled the thing from his hands. I had enough at that point and got the hammer and ended it.

Wouldnt have gone fuking near it if it wasn't stuck and distressed.

 

I don't mind mice too much, as long has they ain't indoors. But rats, now they are the mother of all fookers, and very intelligent creatures!

 

Depends what you were doing. If you were minding your own business tending your tomato plants - legal.

If you were stood there tugging your winkle whilst staring at the bedroom window of your neighbour - illegal.

 

What if he's out there standing round a pit with his tackle between his legs saying "she puts the lotion in the bucket"?

 

minding your own business tending your tomato plants smoking a spliff - Illegal

stood there tugging your winkle whilst staring at the bedroom window of your missus - legal

 

Null & Voided for scenery

 

Relevant based on last nights conversation, look carefully.

 

Nah, I'm lost mate, what am I looking for?

 

Thats cool, I have a faux one of those, I'll post a pic later when I put the fireplace back in.

Wish I could have a real fire here tbh.

 

Easy, top right hand corner.

 

Glass needs a clean!

I lit that three times last winter, maybe four.

Mental, it's usually on every day.