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Steve Bruce - Geordie Hero

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Cheik the room, Sep 26, 2011.

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  1. Cheik the room

    Cheik the room Well-Known Member

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    This man is not getting enough credit at the moment. He takes the Cheer up Stevie Bruce songs from the Newcastle faithful, he takes the Bruce Out chants from the mackems, and he never gets any thanks. Well tonight I say thankyou mr Steve Bruce. You are one of the only men in the world who could drain the funds of a club at the same time as making them worse and worse and worse. And as a bonus, you make them particularly poor when they play in the derbies. Thankyou Steve, keep up the good work!

    Howay The Lads!!
     
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  2. Heavy Metal Toon

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    :D
     
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  3. Smudger

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    Looks like a loss at the weekend will be the death of him though #BruceIn!
     
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    Smudger, Sep 26, 2011
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    He actually couldnt do any worse if he tried! JFK would struggle to mess them up to this level. Bet the Wearside pubs will be full this weekend....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 26, 2011
  5. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Couldn't agree more. He brings joy to us all, with his inept managerial ability, vast overspending on average players and, more importantly, his face like a turd in a blender. We love you Steve.
     
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    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent, Sep 26, 2011
  6. je ne sais quoi

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    Well done Steve Bruce
     
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    je ne sais quoi, Sep 26, 2011
  7. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Oh dear. Here come the mags with their temporary memory loss syndrome.

    Now, repeat after me - "Mike Ashley is still in charge".

    Still smug? Really...?
     
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  8. BenniArfa

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    I never rated him as a manager but I really didn't think he could **** up a team so badly.
     
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    BenniArfa, Sep 26, 2011
  9. Poyet's Eleven

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    <ok>
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Don't knock him, he's on a special mission.
     
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  11. Aldridge_Prior

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    Haven't see Psycho around for a while... <whistle>
     
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  12. Aircrafted consulate.

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    i hope he doesn't get sacked.. Worst thing that could happen in the history of NUFC
     
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    Aircrafted consulate., Sep 26, 2011
  13. biggeordiedave

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    He's making some NUFC attendance graphs to try and prove that we have **** fans.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Sep 26, 2011
  14. judzthegeordie

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    Repeat after me, 4th in the league.
     
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  15. Aldridge_Prior

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    Of course, he's probably blissfully unaware of how his own team are performing.
     
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    He's doing quite well by their standards, already a third of the way to 15 points after just about a sixth of the season!
     
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  17. TheLittleGeordie

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    NUFC-4th
    SAFC-so low i don't even care enough to look

    still smug? yes, yes i am :)
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Sep 26, 2011
  18. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    We may be crap at the minute, but we were 6th for quite a while last year before our descent into ****e-dom.

    I will return to this thread in the fullness of time, when what goes round comes round.

    Fill your gloaty boots while you can. I sense Fat Mike working on his latest gag. "Double, double; Toon in trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble..."

    MWA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! <monster>
     
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    Sidthemackem, Sep 27, 2011
  19. biggeordiedave

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    Sid, serious question, but do you think your season is sort of arse about face? Bruce is proven to start well and then bollocks it all up at Christmas, so is he doing it the wrong way round this time?
     
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    biggeordiedave, Sep 27, 2011
  20. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Aye, people tend to forget that it is a marathon and not a sprint, anyone remember 95/96?
     
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