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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Black Caviar, May 16, 2020
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    monacoger, May 16, 2020
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Hi my good proddie mate, did you send this when you were out and about on a bus or did you send it while sitting in your living room at apartment 2/37, Avenue De la Paloma, just off the Plaza del Morelo, few streets back from the MA 22, probably about 40 minutes from Granada airport if the traffics not too bad?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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    rogueleader, May 16, 2020
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Will they be open next week then Pedro?
     
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    Archers Road, May 17, 2020
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    The latter <ok>
     
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    monacoger, May 17, 2020
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I've only gone and put my back out.

    How did it happen? you ask.

    I bent down to pull a plug out of the wall, that's how.

    I'm really down in the dumps now.
     
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    Ponders Revisited, May 17, 2020
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shouldn't laff, but.... <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, May 18, 2020
  8. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Try this, did it a few times now my back doesn’t play up any more:

     
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    stopmeandslapme, May 18, 2020
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  9. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Parp!

    :(
     
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    Ponders Revisited, May 18, 2020
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ....plug...
     
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    rogueleader, May 18, 2020
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    yeah? They got carling on tap?
     
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    Toley Fart, May 18, 2020
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  12. pud

    pud Guest

    No, on the bottom ...
     
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    pud, May 18, 2020
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Sorry to hear that, buddy. Get well soon.
     
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    monacoger, May 18, 2020
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Don't know, I don't enter such establishments.
     
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    monacoger, May 18, 2020
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Orange tap
     
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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    No longer in the establishment club?
     
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    rogueleader, May 18, 2020
  17. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Thank you, my great friend. The pain in my Cilla kept me up much of the night, but a nice hot bath a short while ago has perked me up no end. I'm now going to eat some Revels and watch The Goonies.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did you ever think it could be down to eating a lot more sweets/convenience foods etc since the lockdown,have you weighed yourself lately? Just a thought.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 18, 2020
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Now is not the time, Mick, you heartless bastard.
     
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    monacoger, May 18, 2020
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  20. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Oooooft.

    O’Toon on here fat shaming folk for overindulging during lockdown <yikes><yikes><yikes>
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, May 18, 2020
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