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R.I.P RIP Barton's Tash

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011.

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  1. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I hate to say it lads, but I have just accepted an offer for Barton's Tash after my meeting with the Sunderland NOT606 Officials.

    The following offer was put on the table:

    Formal offer to the Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator.

    We at Sunderland AFC NOT606 are formally making an offer for RIP Barton's Tash, looking to take him on a permanent deal.

    Offer made: £12,000,000 with add-ons: £1,000,000 after 100 posts - £2,500,000 after 10 comments made on the Newcastle board - £4,000,000 after 200 posts and £500,000 after his first banning.

    The total offer of £20,000,000 we believe will be met within 1 week of him signing.

    After meeting with his agent, Agent Bruce, the Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator will receive £100,000 a week after tax for the trouble, for the next 4 years.

    We sincerely hope you accept this offer.

    Sunderland AFC NOT606 Officials.

    After what we thought was a sensational offer, we had to accept and let him go. His agent, Agent Bruce, will inform him of our decision to let him go.

    Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011
  2. Vuckic's Faces

    Vuckic's Faces Active Member

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    Get out of our forum
    Get out of ouuuur forum
    Leazes you bellend
    Get out of our forum!! :( :( <cry>
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Feb 9, 2011
  3. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    I back Leazes completely. This has nothing to do with me being in the same position as RIP Bartons Tash
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 9, 2011
  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    This forum will go downhill with the FGB in charge selling our best players (Fat Geordie Badger)
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 9, 2011
  5. Blacker-than-Knight

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    <wah> Tash going to Sun'lun
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Feb 9, 2011
  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I am submitting the following offers to Manchester United and Sunderland:

    Formal offer for Jordan from Newcastle United NOT606

    We at Newcastle United believe it is essential for us to progress by acquiring the services of Jordan until the end of the season.

    This isn't a cash offer as I don't have any, but we believe after the £20m sale of RIP Bartons Tash we are in desperate need of replacements, and Jordan will fit that bill.

    We realise he isn't the first choice at your club and believe it would be helpful to you also.

    Newcastle United NOT606 Moderator

    Offer to Sunderland:

    Formal offer to Sunderland for big_chris

    We at Newcastle United NOT606 would like to acquire big_chris on loan until the end of the season. We feel this is an acceptable offer as you have just bought RIP Barton's Tash from ourselves.

    Thank you.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011

  7. Vuckic's Faces

    Vuckic's Faces Active Member

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    What about Jonathan Nice? He'll do a good job.

    Big_Chris? I would take him with open arms him and he's very close 'source' :D
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Feb 9, 2011
  8. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Jonathan Nice is off to Arsenal.
     
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  9. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Johnathan Nice would cost around £7,000,000

    That's a big chunk of the Tash income just for one (overrated in my opinion) poster
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 9, 2011
  10. Vuckic's Faces

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    **** <cry>

    Highjack the bid!!
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Feb 9, 2011
  11. Blacker-than-Knight

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    :1980_boogie_down:Bye Tash
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Feb 9, 2011
  12. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Typical of our board ~ I'm sick to death of getting rid of anyone who shows a bit of promise. I suggest a boycott or something.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Feb 9, 2011
  13. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Just been on SSN that the offer for Big_Chris was rejected. Their source was Big_Chris's source so must be true
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 9, 2011
  14. Vuckic's Faces

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    <laugh>
     
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    Vuckic's Faces, Feb 9, 2011
  15. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    BREAKING NEWS
    I have just received a formal Transfer Request from RIP Barton's Tash, this has been accepted, expect the transfer to go through within the next hour

    However, as a great replacement, I would like someone to go over to the Peterborough United Board and look for BedrockFred and tell him we are all over here, we miss him!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Feb 9, 2011
  16. Spiderman-Mask

    Spiderman-Mask Well-Known Member

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    Davis Craig is now outside Tash's house, who seems to have barracaded himself in. Intriguing developments here
     
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    Spiderman-Mask, Feb 9, 2011
  17. go go nile ranger

    go go nile ranger Member

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    but surely if RIP loves us then he'll just reject their contract?!?
     
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    go go nile ranger, Feb 9, 2011
  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Not sure it will go through in time. Heard Tash's chopper was already in use while he watched vids of Tiote's equaliser!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Feb 9, 2011
  19. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    have you got a not allowed to re post on the toon board clause in there :bandit:
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Feb 9, 2011
  20. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Have to be a clause about the name though, change to RIP Bruce's Face?
     
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    Blacker-than-Knight, Feb 9, 2011
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