My Sweet Lord! You don't let me down - a day in the life of MrRAWhite must need a lot of help! Still, I'm sure that you can get by with a little help from my friends here on not606.
When Sweden play Denmark the scoreboard says SWE-DEN and the unused letters from both teams spell out Denmark. I just thought that I'd let everyone know Christ this lockdown is boring
A geordie lass enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take that red one." The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."