Oh... we appear to have lost caller 5, we'll try to get him back on after this short commercial break. please log in to view this image
"anonymous caller, you're through to Suckys sob stories, what's bothering you?” Caller: “Hi sucky, let me start by sayin’ How moch I luv your sho’! Bu’ your being bias! You need to le’ the people know how importan’ the sPEciAl season is to all of mankind. If we aren’t given the title football will implode and hope will be lost. There’s literally never been anything as importan’”
John Stones, the player who has factually won the Premier League infinitely more times than your club, is ****e? You're entitled to your opinion of course but it doesn't say much about your club buddy.
Hi giuse were back with Suckys sob stories, unfortunately we couldn't get @Tel from Manchester back on the line as hes ran out of credit. But we did have a tweet from pj;
We have caller 1 back on the line. Go ahead caller 1. Tell Suckys sob stories what's on your mind.? "The most obvious reason to scrub the season is the one thing nobody dares mention: so what do most people remember about the 1972 Olympics? Here's a hint: no matter how much Mark Spitz and Olga Korbut claim otherwise, they most certainly are not what most people remember about the 1972 Olympics There's a reason why, in a rare moment of leniency, I tried telling an obnoxiously entitled Saltypudlian that any trophy parades would be akin to this photo taken after the 1955 Le Mans please log in to view this image Out of context you think that it looks perfectly normal, after all somebody won the race and is celebrating - but the fact that the bodies of 84 spectators were being carried out of the circuit at the time it was taken, with several of them needing to be reassembled in the mortuary due to the high number of those people being decapitated, it really doesn't look good does it"
Caller number 2 is back, yes luke welcome back to Suckys sob stories. what have you got to say? "Liverpool being denied their title win because the season can't be finished would be a form of natural justice for those clubs who suffered by being denied entry into European competition due to Heysel. I believe in natural justice."
Sucky is bursting at the seams to lose his **** over this...but he’s stylin it out...my Jed Eye can see through the roleplay but fair play My G y kno
Sorry we've had to cut off that spurs fan as we don't want to upset our listeners, our champions league support team will keep his number and offer him help with a guy called Graham
This is a bit of a tedious link to be fair, but to make the comparison, should trophy should be displayed / presented atop 35,000 dead corpses on Stanley park
I struggle to see how the FA have managed to take null and void 'off the table' I can see why no relegation isn't an option. As I said, the asterisk league trophy
Is that why you maintain that PSG haven't been crowned champions in France, even though they factually have?
We have @Tel from Manchesters civil partner on the line, go ahead trudy what's your take on this issue? "It's embarrassing. Please give us a title, boo hoo, we got so many points, please, boo hoo, we deserve it. FA PL PPG $$$$ Rules, Regs, Behind closed doirs, neutral grounds blah blah blah. ckin hell... desperate stuff. Thank fck we won it without the begging bowl bro "
