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Takeover (Covid-19/20)

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by RobEllious, Mar 30, 2020.

  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I never did say owt mate thats suckys game
     
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  2. Roland Deschain

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    PM me, fella, I can handle the truth.
     
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  3. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Did you go in hard, goading him about how you were going to get Park Lane and Mayfair on your first go around and then when instead you managed to hit up the Super Tax and Income Tax squares on two consecutive rolls you flipped the board and stormed off saying you always knew that it wasn't going to happen. Your panicked nephew went to make you a cup of tea to try and calm your shredded nerves but you misconstrued his searching for a teaspoon and went all...

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    And then spent the rest of the evening shut up in your room like...

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  4. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    as I recall he landed on something of mine and he was used to being off, but I took all his money.... he had a tantrum and then it went very quiet ... I then heard the cutlery draw open , so I knew what he was doing and had to ask him nicely to put the knife down and then told his mother and he stood grinning at me like he had achieved something.
     
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  5. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a well balanced individual... I bet you're good fun to have a game of Monopoly with though.
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    He's autistic .. very good at maths .. it's frightening, but he's very hard work and I expect he will face a difficult time in highschool.

    I play to win
     
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  7. cronemeister

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    This is literally my 18 year old....down to the very last detail.

    I've literally given up on talking to him about it and just disconnected every bit of kit he has from the wi-fi. Little ****er then went out and upgraded his phone with a contract that has 90gb of data a month...he'll chew through that pretty rapidly mind like they all do and he'll be begging for the guest wan to be turned back on!
     
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  8. cronemeister

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    nighty night peeps...takeover day th'morra!
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    In my experience girls are ****ing filthy. They can just live in filth, makes me barf.

    Me girl cleans her room now, we don't live together yet but I spend large chunks of time at her place, it was a disgrace to humanity when I first started going. Put me foot down one day "listen, this place is making me sick, clean ffs." She did to be fair.

    My sister was the same, remember her arguing with me mum for hours about it. As soon as she left home they ended up ripping up the carpet out and replacing it. Girl who I was working with, proper fit, started seeing her one time and went to her place, my lord, never seen a house in such a state. I ended things shortly after seeing her house, what the **** is wrong with them? Take away boxes a week or so old, the whole shebang.

    Dunno where I'm going with this, but I needed this rant. Girls man, they are absolutely gross when they want to be, it's a shame my penis is magnetically attracted to them.
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Get a signal blocker
     
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  11. Tobes

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    This is not standard. You’ve just been dating tramps.
     
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Right I’m going to be positive right from the off today. I’m working as I am every day but will return at dinnertime and teatime to see what has happened on this thread.

    You have all been warned to behave. And please can you have some positive news for me when I check in.
     
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  14. Schlem Boogerman

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    STFU Tel.
     
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    nowt happening today or this week mate
     
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  16. Roland Deschain

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    Agreed.
     
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  17. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    Anyone think that perhaps it is all done and they are waiting until the lockdown eases, knowing that a lot of our fans will travel to the ground to celebrate?
     
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  18. Roland Deschain

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    No. Caulkin said that if it had passed the tests, everybody would know about it.
     
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  19. Toonitus

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    I personally would argue against that, but I'm all ears to try an understand why that would benefit any party involved.
     
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  20. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    It wouldn't benefit any of the parties as such. But if they have done their research, they know that we are a volatile bunch.
     
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