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Off Topic So, Dele Alli

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Diego, May 14, 2020.

  1. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    gets caught up in a burglary whilst in someone else's house with several other people.

    Is he going to be sanction by the club for ignoring orders?
     
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  2. JakartaToon

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    I think under the recent easing of the lockdown regulations it is actually okay to be in someone else's house with several other people as long as you are committing a robbery. As long as its not your parent's house.
     
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  3. Diego

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Tobes

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    It was his house, and he was with his brother and their respective partners, who he’s been living with during lockdown.

    But don’t let facts get in the way.........
     
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  5. Archers Road

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    This lockdown has been a very tough time for burglars, with everyone being indoors all the time.
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    Triplicate
     
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  7. JakartaToon

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    Duplicate
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Aaah poor kid what did they rob his Audemars and his Versace Bedding?
     
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    Apparently they can claim up to 6 flat screen TV's, 4 ipads, 8 iphones, 300 quid in cash and 500 quids worth of jewelry under the Government's aid for self-employed people during these difficult times.
     
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  10. Solid Air 2

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    ah but only if you are a certified burglar of 3 years standing .
    Typical bloody Govr red tape <grr>
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Maybe something wrong with me I dunno

    But soon as I knew it was Dele Alli who had got a few slaps...zero ****s were given

    I just don’t kno why...but you kno...that’s just how it is In my head
     
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    Just have some Toffos mate :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    No-one should have to suffer someone coming into their home etc etc.

    That said, I'd love to see someone give him a few slaps on the football pitch, he just comes across as the kind of guy who likes to dish it out but cannot take it at all to me and i feel it would shut up some of his cockiness and help him focus on playing football - you're not Messi son.
     
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    Spent too long walking around like he’s made it...gets under my skin

    I hope they were singing

    :emoticon-0159-musicwe got Alli, Delli Alli, I just don’t think you understaaand....:emoticon-0159-music


    Whilst they were givin him a few slaps
     
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    More evidence that footballers are safer at work than at home
     
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  16. Sucky

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    Occupational hazard.:bandit:
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    turd burgling no doubt
     
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  18. haslam

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    In an effort to legitimise Liverpools title they'll be playing in the early hours of Wednesday mornings?
     
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  19. Solid Air 2

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    more likely to be playing away in the early hours <whistle>
     
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    been an even leaner time for muggers, and beggars, though at least now the muggers can go about their business wearing masks without looking suspiscious.
     
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