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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I can't find Friday, could you help a brother out?
     
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    Ciaran, May 9, 2020
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Afraid not.

    Aldo might be the man for that.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, May 9, 2020
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    @A.L.D.O 4.1

    Some film but haven't watched it in years, might be ****e now
     
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    Ciaran, May 9, 2020
  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Friday? Do you mean Ice Cube/Chris Tucker movie? If so...

    Well after extensive investigation, checked out YouTube, you will find the full movie on YouTube mate for free. You can also pay for it on YouTube as well if you don't feel comfortable flouting the copyright laws.

    Yer welkum.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, May 10, 2020
  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Got peanut butter for the first time for the kids yesterday. I tried a bit of it this morning, haven't had it in decades. I had forgotten about its ability to remove all moisture from your mouth.
     
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    monacoger, May 13, 2020
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Ha! You are right there, my friend. Try the Skippy brand - it's easily the best peanut butter.

    I'm now going to have a bowl of vegetable soup and watch Nightcrawler.

    See ya.
     
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  7. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Anecdotes likes this are the reason this is a well respected and award winning site.
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, May 13, 2020
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    To call this essential health and well-being information an "anecdote" belittles this informative, well respected and award winning site.
     
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    rogueleader, May 13, 2020
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Cheers, lads <ok>
     
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    monacoger, May 13, 2020
  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    ^^^^ Triple Menshy Hard-on
     
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    GroveRanger, May 13, 2020
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Monny is the goofy guy of GC because of his wild and wacky ways. I heard Channel 4 approached him to host a bus tour series.

    Ponders is the Patrician

    Mindy is the fool

    Simon is our anti-social anti-conscience

    Eddie is the bullshit artist

    Gambol hisny had his hole in over six weeks. :headbang:

    Barrie thinks he's a chasing hard **** <laugh>

    Trev/Nev is a fat **** and really good proddy

    Pud is a fat taig ****

    Rogue, well, is just rogue. Who, oddly, had no opinion on Star Wars movies.

    Keyring is Oirish. Nothin more to be said there.

    Mick (Toon) is Oirish and confused.

    Archie is a ****in Nigel.

    Grove is a sexually confused sexual deviant.

    Toby is an Anglo-Franc who needs to wash more often.

    ER wants to show his dick to everybody and his idea of fine dining is eating a pot noodle over the kitchen sink.

    Apologies to anyone who didny get a menshy.
     
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    Gambol, May 13, 2020
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  12. pud

    pud Guest

    **** you !

    Am no a taig
     
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    pud, May 13, 2020
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Grove is a sexually confused sexual deviant

    Less of the confused stumpy. Deviant? Well, if the gimp mask fits.....
     
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    GroveRanger, May 13, 2020
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    will give it a go. I like the pip & nut brand
     
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    Toley Fart, May 13, 2020
  15. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What's a Pot Noodle?

    Never heard of them.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, May 13, 2020
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Basically it’s stringy soup. In a pot.
     
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    Archers Road, May 13, 2020
  17. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    What's soup?
     
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    Easter Road 1980, May 13, 2020
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Have you hacked this account?
     
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    Archers Road, May 13, 2020
  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ didn't read <party>
     
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    monacoger, May 13, 2020
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I refuse to buy ETA. Scum.
     
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    monacoger, May 13, 2020
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