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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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  1. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Its embarrassing, I lived here, the reaction was poor. I had no idea what my employment situation was and have had to return to work early because they completely fumbled my lay off pay.

    For the tax I've invested here, they've given me **** all. But atleast theyre buying a bunch of F16s they will literally never, ever, ever deploy anywhere
     
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    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    I once went for a drive and after a few hours on the road I realised I typed Hell into the satnav instead of Hull.

    Still got there.
     
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  3. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Cos it was directing you up to Glasgow most likely, if my geography is right Hulls on the way.
     
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  4. brb

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    I love the way google translates this Italian article...

    Coronavirus in Lombardy, deaths are still decreasing. With over 20 thousand tampons, they double in one day in infections <yikes>

    In case you haven't worked it out, it's meant to translate as swabs, from the Italian word tamponi.

    <laugh>
     
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  5. Bwood_Ranger

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    You need to let our MSM know before they go with another front page about Oslo.
     
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    Hmm that also answers another question for me then. I had a look at their website, the first picture you see is woman wearing the covering. It appears to fit well, as does the next picture if you scroll down.

    Then you scroll to the third picture of two children sitting on an aircraft. That's when I thought, no straps for the ears like other coverings, the material looks too big for the kids and is only remaining on the face of the nearest child to the camera, because he is sitting still.

    For £20 I'm out.
     
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  7. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Don't be confused Saffy ... just take a look at Starmer at PM question time asking Bojo why up until 12 March the Government's official guidance was that it was "very unlikely" that there would be infections in care homes <doh>... and that patients suspected of having coronavirus were moved from hospitals to care homes without warning or adequate support ... so yes, Boris and his dilatory Government's woefully slow reaction are why we have had such devastating death numbers in Care homes ... indeed, they now account for 40% of all coronavirus deaths in the UK ...glad we cleared that up <ok>
     
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    The LSE has calculated the excess deaths at care homes shows that the official figure is vastly underestimated. Hardly surprising given care home patients were just being left to die there, or worse still actually went back from hospitals to homes with the virus.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-death-toll-double-official-figure-study-says
     
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    I got a size L through and had no choice , I bet they do Xl etc , but if they do , they've all gone !
     
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    Makes you wonder,as "experts" expect this virus to keep coming back......is this the end of the human race?
    ....and why do they say black people are more liable to get it than white people? I don't understand that one.
     
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    Someone who badly needs a daisy?
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    all of them
     
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    More blacks are dying than whites, now thats not hard to understand
     
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    Explain it then.
     
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  15. Welshie

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    Good to see people arent getting hysterical.
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

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    If 10 black people die and only 6 white die, that more blacks have died.

    Simple really.

    Now the serious part, nobody is sure fully why more blacks and south asians are dying than whites. Also more men are dying than women along with fatties and other unhealthy slobs.
     
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  17. Bwood_Ranger

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    Good one.

    For full marks I’d have needed a reference to black people overindexing in dangerous jobs in terms of human contact and a theory around vitamin D absorption.
     
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    So you had literally not a clue then. Right oh.
     
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    probably best to stop digging about now
    <laugh>
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

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    Nobody full knows, as I stated. Do keep up
     
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