Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

Good evening, Fabio. I think you're terrific.

 

Thanks, me too.

 

Don't ignore my joke you ****

 

You have enough credibility stored up on here for me to be able to look past you not knowing the time of day

 

In other news...

I'm still trying to pluck up the courage to shave my lockdown hairdo off.

I might actually be starting to like it's tramp chic.

Had a lockdown beard but shaved that off because it was easier than trimming it.

...and now the weather...

Looks lovely outside.

 

Sometimes news reports are recorded and played multiple times throughout the day .
Not everything is live .

 

At a live briefing?

 

Live. Briefing.

 

To be fair I assume the English won't be aware that Sturgeon does live briefings every day from 12:30. I imagine its only shown on Jockenese telly.

 

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Sturgeon is a ****.

Close the thread.

 

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Who's Sturgeon? Thought that was a type of fish?

 

Indeed. We eat their roe (eggs taken from it's ovaries) and call it Caviar. Yum.

 

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No more smoking outside pudsey in Ireland when they open up again @Mick O'Toon

 

Proper LOL