Coronavirus

But only one at a time.

 

They're alright at the moment mate. I talk to them every day on the phone. Me mum's taking all this in her stride, grew up in the Blitz and all that

 

I don't know if you've seen it but the government are considering expanding the household to allow one other household, in an exclusive group. If they do that, then it will be problem sorted. Also on a separate note, people should aim to wear face covering in enclosed spaces.

 

Quarantine for people coming to the UK from abroad. Unless they're coming from Ireland. Or France.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-52610594

 

It'll be my mum and dad's 60th wedding anniversary in August. Planning a family get together for that, doesn't seem so far off now.

I keep telling my dad that's two life sentences he's served now, but he doesn't seem interested in parole.

 

I wonder whether that distant rumbling I heard this morning was the sound of the rush hour for the first time in over two months or the leftwaffe descending on twitter

Much of this could have been avoided if the govt hadn't drip fed and staggered the release of information by broadcasting that really vague address last night and then waiting 24 hours to flesh it out with actual guidance, they should've just put both out simultaneously

 

No matter what colour tie the leader wears...he/she would get destroyed by the opposition supporters regardless.

No matter who leads us...the decisions would be a bit meh and limp wristed because we live in a society where every **** feels that their human rights are always being violated. So as is the culture of this weak country...everyone’s whims n desires need to be met or at least look like they have been considered.

Kim Jong Un would sort it out but we don’t do that philosophy...so I expect us to drag our arses through this because we are one of them countries that drags it’s arse when it comes to solving society issues.


People are entitled to buy more cans of paint and grab their entitled Costa...that’s more important...that’s why we are a free nation...it’s like marrying a hot bitch who can’t cook and mother for ****.

It’s what we wanted

with all that in mind I don’t really care what Boris says...I know what I need to do. However as soon as I sense things easing...I’m starting to socialise. I trust seeing my close ones more than some **** I brush shoulders with in BnQ.

 

London Tube. Packed like rats, the highest concentration of utter ****wits on the planet.

Forced into the tube station by evil Boris with his dragon, whipping them with chains as they got onto the train.

 

It'll be the plethora of variables causing the confusion.

 

Were you on the choob bro?

 

Only *****s must be confused when it comes to understanding whether you should get on a tube or not if you can see there’s no space to keep away from other folk.

 

I work on the overground, but there is also a tube station underneath us. Hasn't been mad busy, apparently.

 

Brother Spurly dropping a big **** off truth bomb. This country needs somebody like Putin to just tell us what to do, to many divs need lead by the hand.

 

Yeah, only *****s, 70% of the population, Dominic Raab, that Tory MP on This Morning, and well known leftie journalists like Laura Kuensberg are confused by the new guidelines. Everyone else understood fully...

Network Rail, Tfl, and the RMT didn't know what was happening either, but they're all *****s too, obviously.

 

So if you turned up to get on the tube and it was packed. Would you get on it or turn around and go home?

*****s in London seemed to choice the first option. The virus spreading will be the fault of the public, not the government.

 

I think we can all agree with that bolded bit, bunch of lazy ****s

 

Yeah, pretty sure that's going to be the government's line. Nothing to do with us guv, we just run the country.

 

He’s bought the message though, so mission accomplished.