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  1. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    Unusual middle name, Pennsylvania 6500.

    The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
     
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    Maybe she wasn't In The Mood.
     
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  4. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    On a lighter note this is a good one. English golf courses can open, Welsh ones can't.

    Llanymynech Golf Club, in Shropshire, sits on the border and has 15 holes in Wales and three in England. :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Hair salons will not open until July at the earliest ..."Dominic Raab'..... though there are plenty opening the back doors and not the front ones it seems...
     
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    Had to read that again, was going to suggest there are more than 15 assholes in wales
     
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    Talk about ****ing up your handicap - opening in Wales next week, shut in England next week.
    Come on Boris, sort this **** out.
    e-mail I just sent to my golfing buddies a few minutes ago...got the distribution of holes wrong obviously

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    Boris (as in Johnson) announced some (extremely vague) loosening of the lockdown last evening (maybe this morning, my body clock is hampered dramatically these days !)

    There's a golf course somewhere in Shropshire that straddles the English-Welsh border. I believe 10 holes are in England.

    Golf courses are opening in Wales in the middle of next week. They remain closed in England next week.

    How is that going to effect one's handicap ?

    Fore ! (don't know the Welsh equivalent, but it undoubtably contains 16 consonants - apologies Ed
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    As I understood last night you can play golf but only with members of your household? Ive got Mrs Tash outside now with a pitching wedge and some online tutorials!
     
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    oo err!
     
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    Mullets rule.... think Slade...
     
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    Passport, marriage certificates required to get onto the first tee - oh, and a couple of utility bills.
    Hole in one or into the woods ?
     
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    For those who didn't understand last night's updated instructions...

     
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    Fancy that
    Raab not understanding something and just winging it instead...
     
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    OK Milton Keynes wasn't your father, but what about Glenn Miller?
     
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    I thought his nurses in ICU were from NZ and Portugal, not sure how he got his new Jamaican accent, must be subliminal.
     
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    This ‘how many people can you meet’ question is strange isn’t it since Johnson said you could sit in a park as long as you’re socially distant. As Dutch said last night (even though he didn’t well define the shape of the table needed!) any number of people can be together as long as they’re all 2m apart?
     
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    Par for the course for this government.
     
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    I always assumed that my second middle name came from John Maynard Keynes... past history unfortunately, no-one to ask anymore.
    Wasn't Lloyd George that's for sure. :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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    A new word added to your portfolio. Be direct won't you.
    I know nothing. Paranoid perhaps.:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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