Coronavirus

I'm waiting for sooty and sweep to appear

 

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Made sense to me, no butthurt in my household.

Let’s crack on.

 

Increased fines for not adhering to social distancing, I wouldn't fancy being a copper enforcing that.

 

So we’re allowed to exercise more and more people who technically could have been at work already will be encouraged back. At the same time fines will be higher if you break the rules. Some very minor changes as expected!

 

Sum it up for us then mush, cos all I heard was a load of waffle, plus something about, go to work but not by bus?

 

Sky reporter just said amongst other rubbish......... We can play golf, swim in a local pond.

Local fking pond...... What fking century is this

 

Forelocks being tugged all over the country.

 

I'm feeling a lot more relaxed and confident in the Government's abilities now that we have a nice coloured Covid threat status chart ...

Seriously ... "Stay alert" rather than "Stay at home" ... no wonder the rest of the UK has told them to **** off ... bungling twats

 

Question then;

If someone has got kids, and a person is actively encouraged to go back to work by their employer, how do they manage that with schools closed?

 

I liked the dial thing swinging to and fro

 

You’ll get fined if you do it wrong though, so check those pond rules before you jump in

 

Basically, don’t be a mong and we can have a slurp in July. If you or anybody else needs help on how to safely move around this country then the virus is the least of your worries bro.

Not that I expect the Twittepidemiologists to take any notice of what fake experts have decided to do.

 

I'm ok I be cleaning chimneys with the other water babies

 

I heard that, I think she must be from Yorkshire.

 

Yeah, that was very helpful, as was the picture of a cycle. And a tree. I think I saw a tree, presumably tree surgeons can now go back to work?

 

Good to see a rough timescale and that construction workers etc. should go back to work.

Actually allowed to sit in the sun too

 

Well, I'm glad that's all been cleared up now

 

Yeah Yorkshire hobbiton 1845

 

Good job I banned Chief really, he can get his arse into gear now.