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A bedtime story for the kids

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Steven Royston O'Neill, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Whenever a cat is going for the kill with a canary the cat should win, bigger, cunning, stronger and more experienced at the kill.

    This theory however is normaly thrown in the air by the simple fact that the canary can fly and providing he is determined enough, and quick enough, he will always stay just out of reach of the cunning cat.

    On a level playing field we should find this contest ends in an even draw, the canary lives on and the cat returns still hungry but pride intact. Two things spoil this theory,

    1. The canary is on home turf and knows his way round better than the cat, advantage to the canary.

    2. The cat is more experienced at the kill at this level, advantage the cat.

    In summary, it should be a good contest but none of us knows the outcome but I fancy a narrow victory to the cat, he will return home full and satisfied.

    I love a good kids story, death and tretchory, cant beat it.
     
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  2. SAFC 55

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    Go on Syd - i like it
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

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    Even when I was a kid I always wanted Sylvester to catch that bloody annoying Tweety Pie...<laugh>
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    I prefer the Warner Bros version where the irritating little bird always gets one over on the stupid cat myself cyprussydsafc:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    Tonight may be a Bruce Brothers Production, then again, it may not.
     
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  6. Cest Advocaat

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    And I thought I was alone in supporting sylvester. Lol

    Tweetie out. Lol
     
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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Tweety is a horrible smug little prick to be fair
     
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  8. canary-dave

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    I think we should all stroke pussy tonight, while the bird flies away with the spoils ;)
     
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  9. Steven Royston O'Neill

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    If you can arrange that for me, 6-0 to the canaries
     
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  10. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Chance would be a fine thing Dave,<ok>
     
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  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    I'm having a shower because I trust Dave to deliver. Well, a bed bath.
     
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  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    He has very rough hands
     
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  13. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    didnt know he had a pussy, what am I getting into?
     
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  14. jerseymackem

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    This
     
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  15. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    I don't know about the rest of you, but I don't like this new forum display :(
     
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  16. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    lost me there dave
     
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  17. canary-dave

    canary-dave Well-Known Member

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    All the threads are in italics with no indication of which you've read and which you haven't :(
     
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  18. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    same as always for me, have you been pressing buttons again
     
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  19. Wherewereyou

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    Mine's OK
     
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  20. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    Me too
     
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