What the f uck are you having for Dinner thread..

Why do you think I kept going mate

 

I fooking backed up Sweats the other day with his frozen chicken, not even a fooking like the tight bastard!

 

@Sweats. will be fuming at the outcome

 

If this was that fancy meal you were on about making for your mrs then I think the chicken thighs will be the only thing you’ll be boning tonight mate

 

Sweats put pizza sauce in his paella ffs

Good lad he must have had about 9 pints today.

 

I'm starting to like you

 

Thats nothing mate

silly **** asked me to put up the samosa recipe with method and he blanked it

 

FFS, never forget mate!

 

why do you think I dropped that

‘Samosas were bangin...tremendous’ post a few pages back?

 

Sweats making enemies on the dinner thread, always going to end badly, how can he make a come back from this.

 

He needs Sucky to make Botfly Risotto to get him off the hook.

 

@Suckmyklopp

 

He’ll be along soon to put up a roast weetabix recipe

 

Sweetcornabix with 6kg of bacon for 30p from Lidl.

 

All cooked whilst wearing his great grandmothers stinky slippers

 

So Sweats serves up yet another plate of **** and I get rinsed.

Pussies.

 

Me too but I’m bitterly disappointed by the apparent lack of corny nibblets.

 

Think you’re all ****s.

 

Look at it as a badge of honour mate, I do.

 

Thing is I knew I ****ed it as soon as I added the pasata.

was actually really tasty. Think I may have added too much saffron as well. I had even pimped up the chicken stock. I bought those stock pots, which I mixed up with water and added the bones from the chicken to heat up. Then added a whole tube of saffron.