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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    They would be if they stuffed three quarter of a dozen creme eggs up their arses.


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    I am aware that this makes no medical sense whatsoever.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, May 8, 2020
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  2. Ron Burguvdy

    Ron Burguvdy Well-Known Member

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    Brailsford would have developed his own low fat chocolate eggs with a 1 to 3 Aero ratio, a light carbon fibre shell delivered as has been noted in a none traceable package, 10 would be considered a minimum...
     
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  3. rovertiger

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    Oy twat, i'm asthmatic. While i've got your attention, pass me those 10 eggs will you?
     
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    rovertiger, May 8, 2020
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  4. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Worth a try though surely.
     
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  5. augustatiger

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    Foil on then they can be reused.
     
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  6. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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    Whenever I see posts on this yellow background and laughing emojis it reminds me of Bassets Liquorice allsorts for some reason.
     
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    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R., May 9, 2020
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  7. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    DMD, May 9, 2020
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  8. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Dunno why, John.

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    Ernie Shackleton, May 9, 2020
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  9. balkan tiger

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    So is she saying she's not been having any cock?
     
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    balkan tiger, May 9, 2020
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  10. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    CE8C2058-8107-4C10-A603-2F425145F99B.jpeg
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, May 9, 2020
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  11. DMD

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    I know it's been posted before but I think it's worth a replay.

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    DMD, May 9, 2020
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  12. rovertiger

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    Please tell me he was talking about the boy wonder? <cheers>
     
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  13. LeftSaidFred

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    Good on her at 72!
     
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    DMD, May 9, 2020
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  15. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    The Flat Earth Society are reporting that the 2 metre social distancing measures are pushing some of their members over the edge.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, May 10, 2020
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    Tried this myself the other day while a bit bored with mint crème filled dark chocolate squares. Was doing ok at first but it started to become uncomfortable after eight.:emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, May 10, 2020
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  17. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Think of it from the felcher’s point of view ... certainly improves the experience taste wise.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, May 10, 2020
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