Coronavirus

I think it was. You were claiming Nye Bevan as one of your own.

 

Art has exams?!

Our art teacher ran out the room crying in year 9.

 

My maths teacher tried to tell us that he jumped out a plane at 15,000 feet and his parachute failed but he survived.

**** got terrorised after that, didn't help himself by going on the weakest link not long after and doing terribly.

 

I was stating, correctly, he was Welsh.

The end.

 

You ****s don't even read what people have posted.

You fire shots and miss.

****ing knobheads.

 

You pissed yer old fart. You're getting worse than Comm for being a miserable old kunt....

Have a nice day

 

I swear Chief has let HiaG take over his account, mind, they always were like bum brothers

 

I am, thanks.

 

Same here. Except I was well behaved but thick as pigshit

 

Not sure how to break this to yer

 

I know mate. I forgot the full stop

 

I'm disappointed to tell you all that I've had enough of lockdown today and the weather has pushed me towards breaking social distancing rules.





It had been a while so thought I'd meet up with my old friend Charlie

 

I was going to like your post, but can't because I don't approve of last line

 

And I was pointing out, ironically, that if he expressed his opinion of Tories on this forum, he would have had you spitting designer lager all over your keyboard.

Probably not The End.

 

But it's not a politics forum mate.

It is for you and a couple of your equally tedious pals, but that's not meant to be the case.

I was just pointing out that a thick Welsh bloke 'invented' the NHS to another bloke who keeps suggesting the Welsh are thick.

Ironically.

I didn't mention his political leanings.

 

Don't worry, I don't approve either

 

whatever you need bruv...

 

Nah mate .. HIAG is too busy doing his Reservoir Dogs number on Stan in his basement to be bothered with this ****

 

I would never call Archers tedious, i might have called him a lot of other things, but never tedious.

Can't you pop to B&Q, with a bit of luck they will put you out a deckchair in their garden section.