I've been fired from my job at the emergency call centre. Someone called 999 and said that their car was stuck on a level crossing.. Apparantly.. Remain calm and stay on the line was not an appropriate response
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'that's Abba-riginal’
Why do I always get the New York, New York line and have to miss it out lol. I want to wake up in a city that doesn’t sleep.