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  1. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    Does anyone know wether David Icke has been on tv , or been mentioned on tv , or have I dreamt that ? Whatever , I bet his ideas on the virus crisis are interesting
     
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  2. Evil Jimmy Krankie

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    You haven’t dreamt it. He’s been on YouTube telling us that Covid-19 is transmitted through the 5G masts. As a result certain community minded people who want to stop the spread of the virus have taken to destroying some of the aforementioned masts.
    Personally I never knew that biological viruses could be transmitted that way. Still, every day is a school day.
     
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  3. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    Cheers for that . Glad I’m not dreaming about him , but sad that some people can actually believe such twaddle
     
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  4. Evil Jimmy Krankie

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    The capacity for the human race to believe stuff a lot more incredulous than that knows no bounds mate. I’m just about to start a thread sort of relating to that in a minute.
     
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  5. Nacho

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    I dreamt last night that we went out for a family pizza at an authentic Italian pizza restaurant, after meeting the owner who was clearly Chinese we sat down and were told we were going to go around the room and introduce ourselves.

    Just as it started to dawn on me that we shouldn't be going to restaurants with the Coronavirus in full swing I looked up at the tv on which someone had written '**** YOU'

    Then I woke up.
     
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  6. Sandy Camel

    Sandy Camel Well-Known Member

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    There's a concept called 'What the thinker thinks, the prover proves.' So whatever nonsense someone happens to believe in, they will find evidence to prove it, at least to themselves. Simply watching a few flat earth videos on youtube provides some quite fascinating examples of this.
     
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  7. Conspiracy Theorist

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    Strange dream last night:

    I connected a long hose pipe from a large barrel of 100% proof Russian alcohol that was stored in my fridge, I ran the hose over my house through the front window and into antenna socket into the rear of an old black and white T.V.

    I had to constantly feed the old TV with a canvas bag of full 50p coins- whilst it was broadcasting a rolling BBC News- cast, reported by Patrick Moore. The report was about a new hybrid covid 19 virus; these new virus spores were the size of party balloons.

    The sickly hue balloons were floating all over the country actively chasing, terrorising and infecting people. The report also had a flashing on screen text instructing everyone had to stay in indoors in lock down indefinitely.

    I also had a remote control, and every time I tried to change the channel or switch off the TV the screen split into 3 and rolled like a fruit machine. Mostly the TV screen image was out of sync or alignment, that made the report even more sinister. When occasionally the screen was aligned it played a fruit machine jackpot sound and rewarded me with a miniature bottle of foul tasting alcohol; expelled from a slot in side of the TV.

    This alcohol drink was also a vaccine, it was written in Cyrillic on the bottle- so I was compelled to drink it.

    I looked outside the window and sky could not be seen as the spores were multiplying and converging towards my house.

    Woke up after that.
     
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  8. Evil Jimmy Krankie

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    Jeez, I thought my dreams were odd. Weirdo!
     
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  9. Nacho

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    In last night's effort I mugged Santa Claus and took his sack of presents.

    Aftermath unclear.
     
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  10. Nacho

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    Last night I dreamed I was in a tiny boat, sailing Alfred the Great from France to England. Naturally the boat had a Minnie Mouse figurehead.

    The night before I dreamed that I went for a run with my knob out.
     
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  11. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I can't see anything weird there, Nacho :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Never mind the weird it’s the can’t see anything that’s really upset him <laugh>
     
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  13. Nacho

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    How dare you mock my dream penis.
     
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  14. Conspiracy Theorist

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    <laugh>
     

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    It seems that Mr Tambourine Man visits lots of not606 posters?
     
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  16. Conspiracy Theorist

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    Still having ever further bizarre dreams, at night, during this ongoing lock-down - I'll not bore anyone with the details, :angel:.

    I wanted to mention that I have found that drinking certain 'nightcaps' before going to sleep <cheers> induce differing types of dreams, albeit, whiskey tends to be the worse for giving me disturbing nightmarish and macabre visions , so I tend not to have a glass of that before retiring. :emoticon-0130-devil<monster>

    My favourite shot- if I have a nightcap nowadays and for a goodnight sleep is a wee Jägermeister - plus, I don't recall having to fight 'grim shadows' during the night :emoticon-0158-time: I put it down to its herbal remedy :bandit:

    So what is everyone's favourite night-cap ? If you have one!
     
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  17. BigPete

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    Had a dream we got to play final games, catts came back as captain and we went up
     
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  18. BigPete

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    Had another one last night Tyson and Holyfield had their charity boxing match.

    Tyson nailed him in 1 punch... if it happens that's my bet first round KO
     
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  19. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    There’s one person in the world that did my family harm. I’m not a violent person at all, but I often have dreams about catching him, but I can’t get a solid punch at him. They seem to miss or just graze him when I really want to beat the ****er to a pulp.
     
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  20. BigPete

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    Use a sawn off can't miss if close enough
     
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