Prince Bone Saw’s Toon thread

Typical Fosse getting more homoerotic as it gets later and you drink more. Your inner fantasies coming out (see what I did there?). Sorry I’m just not interested in dirty old pervs.

P.s. seriously, the internet is full of porn, no-one has used a magazine since the 90s, get one of your great grandkids to show you how to internet.

 

I have no need of porn mate ... have always preferred the live stuff ... but each to their own ... happy browsing and all that ... but try and get out a bit more when the lockdown lifts... there are real live girls out there bruv

 

Newcastle will go out and buy pogbas brother for £100m. Leicester had a spirit, Newcastle will be QPR of the north. Like a Chinese super league club.

 

Sure you didn’t

tomorrow or early next month it will be sorted.

 

you trying to say you are not a ****er?

 

Have to admit our scouting network has been awesome for a decade ... throw Vardy in for £1 million with the other two ... bonkers

 

Prefer a 'helping hand' tbh

 

Don’t think my wife would approve!

And stop pretending like you’re still getting any, at your age there’s no way the equipment is still working. Shooting dust

 

Whilst I hate to disappoint you ... actually I don't ... the missus is 12 years younger than me ... I'm a lucky man ... and I aim to be for many years yet ...

 

12 years younger than you is still late seventies at least mate, be careful neither of you put out your backs!

 

I hope you don't need maths in your profession ... I've just turned 60 mate ... if you need help to work out how old my missus is come back tomorrow ... in the meantime that's me and her at the babs christening drinks ... that little beauty is 20 now



... and now you might just appreciate why I don't need your particular internet fix

 

show me where I said those things then.. go on .

 

You don’t watch porn?
I don’t believe you.

 

Well that was a weird read.

 

You know there is no search function, not gonna travel through your history.

you know, I know.

allegri.

billions

bollocks

 

I said my money is on him... then a day later he became one of the favourites yes... They also have access to 360 billion, so tell me where I went wrong so far.

 

Allegri, he was confirmed by you as being up for it, having a budget of billions and billions to spend and only needing to push to 8th. Now its Rafa, talk about ambition

 

not an accurate summary of my words at all.

 

Stroganoff anyone?