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    Why has Sean Connery spaced all his books out?

    He's been shelf isolating
     
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    How did the bloke that invented the clock know what time it was ?
     
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    I did think twice ......
     
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    I wonder if the chocolate melted?
     
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    At the store was an X on the floor by the register for me to stand.

    I've seen too many Road Runner cartoons to fall for that crap
     
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    Went to library to get a book on lubricants, they directed me to the non friction section .
     
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    I woke up with a face full of rice.

    I must've fallen asleep as soon as my head hit the pilau.....
     
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